Monthly Archives: October 2005

Target To Sell ARCADE Machines!!

Joystiq.com is reporting today that starting in November, Target will be selling full sized arcade cabinet systems in their stores… for $500. Each unit will play a dozen or so Midway classic games (Tapper, Robotron, etc) and shares all the … Continue reading

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Want To Live For 1000 Years? This Scientist Thinks It's Possible

Aubrey de Grey is a researcher out of the UK that has proposed an Institute for Biomedical Gerontology. In essence, he believes that technology is advancing at such a rate that if the proper attention was given that science could … Continue reading

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Another Public Service Announcement

Click here to learn the dangers of pork chop sandwiches.

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Cruise/Scientology Sends Attack Lawyers At Satire Website

The Scientology gestapo is back and this time they are targeting ScienTOMogy.info, a satirical site that has funny pictures and videos relating to the wackyness of Tom Cruise. Lawyers representing the uber-cult are trying to shut down the website. All … Continue reading

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An Interesting Take on the Toledo Race Riots

Thanks, CoxandForkum.com!

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Is This Irony?

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Katie and Tom Expecting Baby, Invasion by Xenu

Ok, so I’m no biologist or anything, but I thought you had to have boy/girl sex for this to happen…

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Britney/Federline Sex Tape – Coming Soon

Britney’s “oh” face… According to the interweb, Britney and her white trash concubine are about to hit the pinnacle of infamy with a sex tape that is about to be released. P.S. She’s pregnant in the video. So if any … Continue reading

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Awesome Movie Trailers!

Although this has been out and around the internets for a long time (approximately a week), I still feel like some of my readers haven’t seen them. A group of video editors entered a contest where they took theatrical films … Continue reading

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Nicholas Cage Names Son After Superman

My next child will be named “Green Lantern”. In case anyone was wondering whether Nicholas Cage was off his f*cking rocker, here’s the proof: He just had a boy and he named him “Kal-el”, otherwise known as Superman’s name from … Continue reading

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