Male Teen Arrested For Sex With Dummy

…and no, I’m not talking about Paris Hilton. In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a young pervert was caught having sex with a store’s display mannequin.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: “There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That’s the only way I know how to put it.”

Andrew McCarthy was unavailable for comment.

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