CNN.COM reports that “Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively.”
When asked for a comment, Lassie was quoted as saying: “I have a great respect for the US justice system and in this case, I couldn’t be more pleased. I call for all of my fellow animals to lick their crotches to celebrate this legal victory.”