Arf Arf Arf! – Translation: Michael Vick Sentences to 23 Months

CNN.COM reports that “Michael Vick, once one of the highest paid players in the National Football League, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively.”

When asked for a comment, Lassie was quoted as saying: “I have a great respect for the US justice system and in this case, I couldn’t be more pleased. I call for all of my fellow animals to lick their crotches to celebrate this legal victory.”

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