Fire Causes Tasty High Calorie Destruction

Not goes better with devastation like a baked potato…

In Minnesota, a fire in a packing plant caused 3 million pounds of butter to pour out of the building, making the local plant life and nearby railroad tracks absolutely delicious. No word on the state of the local “Red Lobster”.

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1 Response to Fire Causes Tasty High Calorie Destruction

  1. Anonymous says:

    SHRIMPFEST!!!

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