Thieving Student Steals Laptop, Craps Pants

A professor from Berkeley had his laptop stolen by one of his students, allegedly so he or she would have access to the final. Now, normally, this isn’t news, but this professor is is a geneticist who is currently working with a Fortune 500 company and another company about to go public and his laptop contains trade secrets from both companies. Now, the student has every segment of law enforcement on his ass.

Don’t take my crappy description alone… listen to the professor’s lecture given to his class regarding the missing computer.

UPDATE: The professor was moved to intense exaggeration and has admitted that he lied about the trackability of his laptop in order to spook the thief. It didn’t work…

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